textpoops:

Weed killer won’t help you pass your drug test
vitali-t-y:

l-adakh:

conveys:

strained-love:

impulses:

Read it once through, then without the brackets, then only the brackets. 
(It took such a long time to write though)

this is so freaking amazing omg.

i’m officially a trendsetter

this is so clever

So perfect

imaginelarrys:

stylinsmut:

im a hostess at a restaurant and my favorite thing to do is ask 14/15 year old boys who are out on dates if they want a kids menu 

i love you

(via shekillswithkissesxo)


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